Does anyone know any greek jokes?

Friday, May 30, 2014
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Bouzouki
by Lord of the Wings©

Question by criminalinvestigator23: Does anyone know any greek jokes?

i need it for my greek magazine please

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Answer by Levi
Think about it. I think you know

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2 Responses to “Does anyone know any greek jokes?”

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    loulou30 Says:

    Why is it so difficult for a woman to find a man who is sensitive and handsome to take care of her?

    Because these men already have boyfriends!

    A boat docked in a tiny Greek village. An American tourist complimented the Greek fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. “Not very long,” answered the Greek.

    “Then why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the American.

    The Greek explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.

    The American asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”

    “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings I go into the village to see my friends, dance a little, play the bouzouki, and sing a few songs. I have a full life.”

    The American interrupted, “I have a MBA and I can help you. You should start by fishing longer every day. You can sell the extra fish you catch. With the revenue, you can buy a bigger boat, catch even more fish. With the extra money you will soon be able to buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.

    Instead of selling your fish to a middleman, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Athens , Los Angeles , or even New York City ! From there you can direct your huge enterprise.”

    “How long would that take?” asked the Greek

    “Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,” replied the American.

    “And after that?”

    “After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the sea, sleep late, fish a little, play with your grandchildren, take a siesta with your wife, and spend your evenings in the village, dancing, playing the bouzouki, and singing with your friends.”

    lou

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    miki Says:

    After the Turkish Parliament voted to disallow American troops in Turkey for an Iraq war, Turkish prime minister Bulent Ecevit phoned President George W Bush:“I had a dream about the United States” he said.“I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner,” said Ecevit.“What was on the banner?” asked President Bush.“Long live Turkish-American friendship” answered the Turkish prime minister.“I’m so glad you called” said President Bush.“I, too, had a dream. In my dream, I saw Turkey and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner.”“What did the banner say?” asked Mr. Ecevit.“I don’t know,” answered the president,“I can’t read Greek.”

    There was an Italian, a German, a Turk and a Greek on an airplane. At some point the pilot says that for the airplane to avoid crashing three people must fall., so the Italian gets up and says:
    ” Hail Italy! “and falls.
    Next goes the German. The Greek stands up and says: “Hail Greece!” , grabs the Turk and pushes him off

    n a train carriage there were a Greek man, a Turkish man, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Turkish man had a big red slap mark on his cheek.(1) The blonde thought:-”That Turkish idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face”.(2) The fat lady thought:-”This dirty old Turkish man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him”.(3) The Turkish man thought:-”That stupid Greek man put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me”.(4) The Greek man thought:-”I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack that Turko again”.

    http://www.jokes.gr/

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